so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
found the other keg... it's in the tree
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
