Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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