i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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