Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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