My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
sex in a hospital.. check
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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