margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
They have beer where we have blood.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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