the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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