I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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