Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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