Dual....:-)
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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