I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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