talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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