I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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