so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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