8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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