Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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