He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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