so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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