you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
We had sex on a dog bed..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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