im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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