So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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