i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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