Whod you bang
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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