Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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