her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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