Apparently you make a good broom.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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