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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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