At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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