soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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