you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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