They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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