he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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