are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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