That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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