Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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