My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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