I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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