My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
So. Much. Porn.
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