Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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