Me too!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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