You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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