i just google imaged poop.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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