Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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