FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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