belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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