we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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