He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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