Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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