She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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