I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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