As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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